HERE'S AN IDEA, CHUCK

Stop doing it.

THE ADS WRITE THEMSELVES

If the Republicans found as much footage of the following as they possibly could and broadcast it all over the country, the mid-terms would be over the next day.

I was in the Senate gallery this afternoon when Justice Brett Kavanaugh was confirmed.  You would have thought I was at an exorcism in an insane asylum.

 

Perhaps you were watching on television and heard the disruptions, though you certainly didn’t see them.  The attenuated audio probably didn’t catch the frightening, incoherent shrieking – including the lingering screaming and howling as they were being dragged down the hallways outside the gallery.

 

The first example  came when Senator Cornyn rightfully railed against the mobs who spent the last three weeks assaulting and assailing Kavanaugh supporters.

 

“Mob rule is necessary,” one shrieking woman shouted before security personnel could settle her down.

 

Another crazed woman later screamed, “I will not consent, I will not consent, I will not consent, I will not consent." She was like a feminist automaton: “I will not consent, I will not consent.”  Capitol Police were less forgiving and dragged her out the doors and down the hallway.

 

Then the roll was called, and it sounded like the gates of hell opened up.

 

Nearly a dozen women erupted in unison, shouting, howling, screaming, in an unrecognizable venomous wail.  They wouldn’t stop.  There was fury, rage, hate, poison in the noise.

 

It wasn't prose.  It wasn't song. It was a swarming, shrill, swirling noise.

 

Nothing they were yelling and howling could be heard.  It was the sound of all of them, in discordant, rage-fueled, wild fury that was so unearthly.  I have never heard a sound like it before.

I'LL JUST LEAVE THIS HERE

KAVANAUGH CONFIRMED

Considering his uncanny ability to drive otherwise-sane people absolutely bat-crap insane with DiMaggio-like effortlessness, Donald Trump already has a claim on the title of greatest American president.  According to this person (previously appearing here), you're not a woman simply because you have a va-jay-jay.  Correct opinions are all that matters in identifying anyone's sex.

You may have female parts but you are no woman @SenatorCollins and we who are don’t want anything to do with you.

RELATED: The Josef Mengele Fan Club is also bent about today's vote.

@jack?

Explain to me once again why my Twitter account,  @TheRealCSJ, was escorted off your fine social media platform.

I DON'T ASK FOR MUCH

PLEASE elect this person to Congress.

”Organizing is about...well, that word ’organizing, ’ it’s a real...I mean we segment the chambers for laws of, laws of - you - power is the thing. Insider baseball is a phrase that comes to kind because I heard it. And that's basically organizing.”

NOT RIGHT NOW

If it's okay with you, Matt "WCM" Dowd will step aside a bit later.

Susan collins in her speech explaining her vote managed to make Dems and many independents even angrier than if she had just stood up and said yes she supports kavanaugh. She is repeating nearly all the talking points of President trump and the gop leaders.

HERETICS

What happens when you cross High-Church feminism.

UPDATED: Or piss off a writer from High-Church feminism's newsletter.

LIFE IMITATES ART

or, Rethinking The 19th Amendment

"What is best in life?

"To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women!"

Just pulled my car over & screamed gutturally for a good 2 min & then cried for 10 more. A Latino woman driving by stopped, asked me to open my door and then hugged me. She said, "I know." I would like to extend the same to you here. I know.

BOTTOM LINE

Summing up.

There are a lot of reporters angry right now because they sacrificed all their credibility hoping to stop Kavanaugh. They seemingly failed to do that, and that credibility will never be regained. They deserve their fate.

I wouldn't blame Trump if he never held another presser.  What would be the point?  American "journalists" hate Trump with a psychotic, corrosive hatred and the only way they could be clearer about it is if they publicly admitted, "Yeah, we despise the guy and every single one of his supporters.  And we're going to do everything we possibly can not only to oppose Trump and everyone who works for or takes a position from him but to personally destroy them all."

So Sarah Huckabee Sanders may not have much to do over the next six years.  Wouldn't surprise me if Trump limited his press availability to guys like Brit Hume or Jake Tapper, if Trump's feeling generous. After all, what's the point of talking to anyone who's decided going in that you're the Devil (and I'm looking at you, Jim Acosta)? And if Trump's taught us nothing else, we know he knows how to go over the heads of "journalists" directly to the American people.

Take it from someone who got let go from his job six years ago because it was no longer relevant or necessary and who hasn't worked since.  You have two choices.  Either figure Trump out or get used to not having stuff.

UPDATE: This is kind of why, Jimmy.  Last I heard, "journalists" didn't have sides.

With a single speech, Sen. Collins, announcing her support for Kavanaugh, has paved the way for a much more conservative Supreme Court for the next generation. Abortion rights, gay rights, climate change, and health care reform could well be impacted for decades to come.