CORRIGENDUM

The Babylon Bee

Dear Sirs:

In a recent story, you claimed that Episcopal churches have begun employing cardboard parishioners to appear fuller than they actually are.  As an Episcopalian from my birth in 1955 until 2003, let me assure you that nothing can be further from the truth; Episcopal churches are just as full today as they ever were and they have suffered no ill effects whatsoever from the various Anglican controversies over the last several decades.  You may be confused by the fact that for many years now, it has been the fashion among Episcopalians, young and old, to attend church services disguised as empty pews.

Yours very sincerely,

Christopher S. Johnson

JENNISAURUS JEN

Jenny Rubin looks into a mirror, sees herself and realizes that she's going to have six more election cycles of losing.

I'M GOING TO NEED A RULING, DALE

NO WAY IN HELL, ANDY

But thanks for playing.

Besides, I don't know why you'd need any money at all to rack up another 6,000 elderly corpses stacked like cordwood.

MCJ TRAVEL TIP

Add Minneapolis to your no-way-in-hell list.

YA THINK?????

Maybe, just maybe, Dave's starting to figure it out.

SOMETIMES TWITTER DOESN'T SUCK

You will not find a better illustration of Where We Are than this.

JOSEPH GOEBBELS, YOU HAVE A CALL ON THE WHITE COURTESY PHONE

MCJ TRAVEL TIP

Avoid Seattle, Washington for the foreseeable future.

Well, it may be time to deploy the military to Seattle after all because what local lawmakers are doing is nothing short of allowing the city to be engulfed in violence and anarchy. They’re moving to abolish the police. It’s not defunding. It’s a total dissolution. Non-profit programs and “community-led activities” will replace policing. Why? Well, according to the resolution, the Seattle Police Department perpetuates racism and violence. Oh, yes, and it’s a vehicle of white supremacy. It's typical 'woke' nonsense, and it's a cancer that's killing America.

JOURNALISMING

Two questions, Brian Stelter.  Does CNN know that Florida has a quarter of the deaths that New York does?  And does CNN know the difference between news and editorials?

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