Monday, November 26, 2018

GOOD LORD, MOVIES

If you don't want me to show up, just tell me.

ROBIN HOOD: Within its first five minutes, nefariously-coated Ben Mendelsohn draws up a series of fancy calligraphed scrolls, stamps them, sends them off. Robin gets one, unfurls it, at the top it says “DRAFT NOTICE.” He gets a DRAFT NOTICE FOR THE CRUSADES.

Pitch: how the Transformers won the Battle of Gettysburg.

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