Wednesday, January 22, 2020

BALLGAME, THANKS FOR PLAYING

This tweet indicates that while Twitter is a cesspool, it is not entirely worthless.

AND NOW...IDIOTS

I guess if you sell meth, you probably do meth.

A Florida man attempted a “not so great escape” last week when he tried hiding from deputies underwater in a pond – an “action movie” stunt that officials easily foiled when he came up for air, authorities said.

Daniel Christopher Booth, 36, had warrants out for his arrest in Baker County for selling methamphetamine, the Suwanee County Sheriff’s Office wrote Wednesday on Facebook.
 
When a deputy attempted to arrest Booth at his job at a solar power plant, the sheriff’s office said, the 36-year-old ran away and dove into a pond.
 
Deputies quickly spotted Booth when he came to the surface for air and made the arrest, according to the post.
 
Dude's tats are actually kind of impressive.  Picture at the link.

MOMMY, WHAT DOES "CLUELESSNESS" MEAN?

This.

Democratic 2020 candidate Sen. Elizabeth Warren on Sunday questioned whether Americans want to support a presidential candidate who doesn’t tell the truth.

Why in the world would anyone ever ask Cigar Store that?  Makes no sense.

Warren, who has repeatedly struggled with the truth on the campaign trail, was asked during a press scrum whether it’s “disqualifying for a presidential candidate to lie to the American public about anything?”

Ol' 1/1,024 answered as follows.

“I would think that it — you know, how could the American people want someone who lies to them?” Warren answered. “I think that we just do our best out there every day, and I hope that’s what happens with everyone.”

Put all your pots/kettles takes in the comments.

Tuesday, January 21, 2020

HEADS UP

Wow.  The only thing that ever happens around Missouri is the occasional tornado.

I'M NOT LIKING YOUR CHANCES, DEMS

When you've lost this guy.

DID YOU KNOW...

That that's what intelligent people call taxation?  Good LORDyou're a moron.

EVENT HORIZON

Less than three months after Donald Trump wins reelection in the fall, Alexandria OhDearGod-PleaseMakeHerStopTalking will finally collapse into one gigantic black hole of stupidity.