Saturday, November 24, 2018

WHO SHOT MR. BURNS?

Humor is dead in America.

Scientists are proposing an ingenious but as-yet-unproven way to tackle climate change: spraying sun-dimming chemicals into the Earth's atmosphere.
 
The research by scientists at Harvard and Yale universities, published in the journal Environmental Research Letters, proposes using a technique known as stratospheric aerosol injection, which they say could cut the rate of global warming in half.
 
The technique would involve spraying large amounts of sulfate particles into the Earth's lower stratosphere at altitudes as high as 12 miles. The scientists propose delivering the sulfates with specially designed high-altitude aircraft, balloons or large naval-style guns.
 
What could go wrong?  Damned if we know.
 
Despite the technology being undeveloped and with no existing aircraft suitable for adaptation, the researchers say that "developing a new, purpose-built tanker with substantial payload capabilities would neither be technologically difficult nor prohibitively expensive."
 
"We make no judgment about the desirability of SAI," the report states. "We simply show that a hypothetical deployment program commencing 15 years hence, while both highly uncertain and ambitious, would indeed be technically possible from an engineering perspective. It would also be remarkably inexpensive."
 
The researchers also acknowledge potential risks: coordination between multiple countries in both hemispheres would be required, and stratospheric aerosol injection techniques could jeopardize crop yields, lead to droughts or cause extreme weather.
 
The proposals also don't address the issue of rising greenhouse gas emissions, which are a leading cause of global warming.
 
But ScienceTM and crap.

2 comments:

Katherine said...

Well, in fifteen years, when this becomes feasible, we'll just be coming out of the extreme cold period caused by the Maunder Minimum, and nobody will want to do it.

unreconstructed rebel said...

In 15 years, I will be 89 if still alive.