Skeet shooting. Javelin throwing.
Though so often thought about in binary terms, just as with gender, there are many different sexualities people identify as.
Conducting the New York Philharmonic. Playing the back nine at Sawgrass.
Autosexuality is one such identification that is seldom talked about. It’s the idea of being sexually attracted to yourself, and can also come with being autoromantic – experiencing the relationship with yourself as romantic.
Practicing the oboe. Waving the flag.
It can mean being turned on by your own look and nudity, getting butterflies when you think about yourself, being excited to spend time alone, and masturbating to the idea of yourself. It’s all the feelings we get for a potential new suitor but for ourselves.
Hitting for six. Harpooning the whale.
Ghia Vitale is autosexual and autoromantic.
And now for the punchline.
She is also engaged to get married to herself after proposing in March 2017.
PLEASE let this happen in an Anglican church.
UPDATE: Inquiring minds want to know. Did she do the whole down-on-one-knee bit when she popped the question? And I'm delighted that she apparently said yes; turning herself down would have been 673,294 kinds of humiliating.
I hope that she and she picked out a nice engagement ring together. Where are the one of them registered? Is she going to take her own name? And how's she going to handle throwing rice at herself, never mind carrying herself across the threshold?
4 comments:
The jokes just write themselves, don't they?
That they do. When I wrote a little fiction about this at the other joint, I thought I was kidding.
Wait, just thought of another one. Hope she can find a baker who'll put only one figure on top of the wedding cake. Oh, and one more. Have the one of them decided where the honeymoon's going to be?
And how are the one of them going to consummate the...better leave that one alone, Chris
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