Leftists who support killing 3,000 babies a day were trying to virtue-signal but quickly ran into a problem: there's no one alive to whom they can feel morally superior. So, the movement was forced to look to people from 200 years ago to find someone they could somewhat credibly criticize for moral failings.
Tuesday, July 7, 2020
TOO CLOSE TO HOME
It's scary how good the Babylon Bee has become.
Leftists who support killing 3,000 babies a day were trying to virtue-signal but quickly ran into a problem: there's no one alive to whom they can feel morally superior. So, the movement was forced to look to people from 200 years ago to find someone they could somewhat credibly criticize for moral failings.
"We had a tough time finding people we could feel superior to that are currently living," said Leaf Rivers, a white BLM activist in Portland as he googled "how to tear down a statue if you don't have any muscles." "So, we were forced to turn to the archives. Sure enough, we feel a lot better about our own moral issues when we compare ourselves to the moral failings of people from centuries ago."
Leftists who support killing 3,000 babies a day were trying to virtue-signal but quickly ran into a problem: there's no one alive to whom they can feel morally superior. So, the movement was forced to look to people from 200 years ago to find someone they could somewhat credibly criticize for moral failings.
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This morning's is even better.
https://babylonbee.com/news/i-definitely-wouldnt-have-supported-the-holocaust-if-i-lived-in-nazi-germany-says-woman-who-supports-abortion-today
Sounds like the self righteous Pharisee to me.
"how to tear down a statue if you don't have any muscles"-- ROTFL
What's really scary is how prescient the Bee has been on several occasions.
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