Tuesday, July 9, 2019

STU STEVENS?

You were a "strategist" for that life-sized cardboard Mitt Romney cutout that ran for president, lost, and is currently a US Senator from Utah so these three steps shouldn't be too hard.

(1) Write a constitutional amendment abolishing the Electoral College.

(2) Get two thirds of both the House of Representatives and the Senate to agree to it.

(3) Get three-fourths of the states to agree to it as well.

But if all that somehow doesn't work for you then...

SHUT THE FREAKING HELL UP.

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