Sunday, November 17, 2019

BREAKING

 Um...okay.









In other news, a recent study in the Journal of the National Medical Association indicates that your chances of catching any given communicable disease considerably lessen the longer and the farther away you stay from anyone who has already caught it.

Have an important meeting?  Your chances of not arriving late for it go up exponentially the longer the amount of time you give yourself to arrive at the meeting location.

When picking the winner of a horse race, try to choose the horse that crosses the finish line before any of the other horses do.

Placing some kind of bait on the hook of your fishing line greatly increases your chances of catching some kind of fish.

It has been widely reported that the most successful teams in any sport are those teams who regularly score more points in their games than their opponents.

2 comments:

unreconstructed rebel said...

A bold venture into the obvious.

larnold said...

I have just learned that marriage is the prime cause of divorce.