INTERCHANGEABLE TERMS

China's Nattering Nitwits.  High-priced whores. For its next Chinese Flu complete waste of time, CNN lines up some high-school dropout.

Check your local listings.

 

UPDATE: Nah.   Toward the end, the Teletubbies were phoning it in.

 

UPDATE: Prepare to have the crap impressed out of you.

 

UPDATE: If I were China's Nattering Nitwits, I'd mix in a geography class.