Monday, February 24, 2020

AMERICAN ELECTIONS

You strike up a conversation with a woman you're attracted to.  You eventually work up the courage to ask her out using the following words or something similar to them, "Even though you're more than a little on the chunky side, want to go grab some coffee some time, tubbo?"  Do you seriously think that the two of you will be dating any time soon?

Generally speaking, American presidential candidates tend to have considerably more electoral success if they actually like the United States of America.

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